Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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NoShamevember. You game?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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