He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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