once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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