im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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