I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just high enough for therapy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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