Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
i out mim tonsoeep
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