who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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