Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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