I CAN MOONWALK!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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