I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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