none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
