dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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