we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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