How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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