Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
this will be a night to untag.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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