Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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