i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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