Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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