Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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