No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize