quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
she woke up with a sticky ear
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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