It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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