Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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