Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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