haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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