Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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