Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
