we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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