I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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