I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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