Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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