He is an equal opportunity slut.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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