just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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