I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
