You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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