The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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