it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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