have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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