It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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