i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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