She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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