Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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