Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just wanna be euthanized
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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