Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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