i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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