I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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