just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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