So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm too high and old for this...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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