you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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