I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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