I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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