Sry I called you an 8
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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