i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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