I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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